goose riding dog
My boss is such a bitch I have to close at my other job until 4am a few nights a week so I told her the specific days I could open for her (we open at 7am and I can’t function off of two hours of sleep) and she scheduled me to open the wrong days this is the second week in a row I’ve had to switch shifts with another person and she acts all pissy towards me as if I’m insulting her precious schedule like??? Sorry you’re a dumbass who doesn’t know what a fucking Wednesday is it’s not my fault you’re illiterate
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life